So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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