I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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