you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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