I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I didn't shave. On purpose
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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