Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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