have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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