White coat. Heels.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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