Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Randomize
