help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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