I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
