your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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