it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
babies were throwing up all over the place
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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