Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
a search helicopter?!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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