i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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