He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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