Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
