Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I need to calm my uterus...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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