Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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