Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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