oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just forgot I was standing up.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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