So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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