Ambien. No doubt about it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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