Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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