i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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