yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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