we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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