I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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