please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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