I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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