I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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