I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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