butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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