I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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