I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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