just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If you die in college, do you die in real life?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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