They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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