Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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