Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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