She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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