Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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