ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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