do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
organizing the empties. That sober.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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