lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think people are normalizing furries
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
