Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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