smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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