omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
