Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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