You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
