Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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