Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
