How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
Randomize
