she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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