is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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