Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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