i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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