Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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