All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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