oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
