just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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